3 December 2006

I was swimming in a lake at night with a guy from work and we were chatting about something random, and then sat on the waters edge chatting, when these arms came out of the water and grabbed my toes. Then I realised it had just been a fish brushing up against them and one of their heads had been chopped off. Then I wrapped a towel round me and walked to the road where this man was sitting in his ute and said something to me and threatened to kill me (I think he was looking for his missing daughter in the lake and thought I had her) and he came running after me and I hit him round the head with some pipes!