9 April 06

T and I had a baby. It was a baby gorilla though, and we took it swimming in Virginia Lake. Then I was looking after G's baby and it didn't want to come to the David Bowie concert so I left it outside. It nearly died of pneumonia so I graciously went to visit it in hospital where it had grown to 3-year-old size and it's middle name was Fiona. She said to me 'Don't worry, I told you I didn't want to go in there. I've just got frozen blue toes still that's all'. I looked down and she had really long blue toes and toenails.