5 January 2007

I had a baby with black hair and no one including me, knew I was pregnant. It was M's.

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T, me and B were in hong kong, but it wasn’t hong kong, it was korea. And we were on a university campus sitting on deck chairs in a field that went for miles, looked like nz. And the students were all internationals, hardly any Asians. And then I was either buying or working behind counter in a wee shop buying cute asian pens. I can’t tell which side of the counter I was on.

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I was shopping in a mall and it was closing time. This mall I have seen before but it doesn’t exist. I bought a top and walked outside and it was night time. I was walking through this carpark between the back of that shop and the back of another and it was pitch black but it seemed normal for me to be out there without lights. I went to put the tag from the top in the bin and as I turned around after doing that this man appeared out of the dark, really close to me and came at me and I got a massive fright, and he pushed me onto the ground and jumped on top of me and I couldn’t scream. He was wearing a red boiler suit and was dark, dark hair.

21 December 2006

I was staying with the Portuguese people from the sandwich shop and they were awesome. We had a big prizegiving/award ceremony and then after it T got up on stage and started playing with the keyboard. Then I was getting all my things I own together including bed and shoes etc and this chick came up and talked to me and put her umbrella up (she was fun!) and was playing with it, then T came along and was talking to her and started to fancy her, so he chased her off into another room. On the way he put his arm around a topless model and grabbed her boobs. And there were guys in the corner looking at me knowing we were ex’s and I’d seen him and they were looking at me as if to say 'you're better off without him'. And I gathered up my things and moved out. And then I was in a helicopter being flown to NZ to see a shipwreck.

13 December 2006

I went into a shop, opening my wallet to pay for lollies or ciggies or something, and then a bag of powder, and a bag of pills spilled out of my wallet and onto the counter. I looked at the shopkeeper, with impending doom because I knew there was no way to cover it up, we locked eyes, I slowly put my hand over everything and grabbed them back. He didn’t call the cops but I was standing there feeling sheepish and this guy who saw it all, one of the other customers, came up beside me and started talking to him and tapping me as if to say ‘here’s the money, gimme some’. And the shopkeeper said “you won’t do that here. You’re not in the allocated room” meaning there was a room upstairs for buying/selling. I was with T, and trying to get to D, but D had gone up to the uni or something without me because we’d got separated in a crowd.

17 January 2007

A found a bomb in our toilet. People were screaming and panicing and trying to get outside and then she came out of the toilet going “there are more towels and extra plants!! This is serious!” and everyone RAN!!

27 September 2007

I went home and my sister picked me up from the airport and drove me to M&Ds as a surprise but on the way I was freaking out because I didn’t want to be back. I wanted to run away.

18 January 2007

M looked like a teenager still and he broke my eggs I had been keeping all perfect, so I hit him on the head with a teaspoon and he cried.

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I was going on tour with M & D. Saw these houses on cliffs and trying to get the best vantage point over the sea. Could also see it from a slice/gradient point of view.

17 January 2007

N found a boyfriend in South Africa on one of the other touch teams.

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I was in the horse float with m and her horse driving to the Wairarapa. Then when I got there I had to go home but it was a long way and I was looking at it on the map, then I drove Kermy back there.

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Odessa were playing You Are All That I Have by Snow Patrol in a big warehouse and I was filming it while they were moving around to different spots and all the crowd were friends. Then the warehouse fuse blew and an Asian lady came out to say there was no power, and that was the end of that.

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I was in bed and M D came and sat on it real close to my head and I panicked and told them it was a but claustrophobic to have them so close.

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Hunter class at a horse show and someone would put a toy person with firemans/policeman's hat on in front of the jump so that they couldn't compete.

16 January 2007

I caught a spider. It was a black fat ugly one. I put it in a glass with grass and then I couldn’t find it. I thought it might have escaped somehow so I shook it and I could hear it rattle against the glass.

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I was trying on a red leather jacket and a blue towel skirt.

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M was feeding D loads of pills from a pill tray and I asked what they were for and she said they were vitamins but when I looked at them – little yellow bananas, red apples etc, I realised they were just lollies.

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Underground in water (sewer/phantom of the opera) and there’s a platform to get out onto.

15 January 2007

D, T, A and I were living together, as well as a girl A called the “whining bitch”. D and two old school friends started a band like Tenacious D and I decided once they and backing singers (looking like the commitments) got their shit together and practiced, I’d try and get them signed.

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I was in a car going round a left hand bend – looked like Taranaki -and on the right side of the road in the field stood a white horse with a red/yellow jousting suit on. He had no gear, just the cover that went down to the ground. He was said to be bad luck because people would see him and crash round the bend.

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I was cold with a hot and achey head and the “whining bitch” told me to get under the shower and warm up. I now have a cold.

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Marti Pellow died after he broke both his arms.