11 March 2006

M went home to host a reality TV show in which all my workmates and I were being watched and he was commentating on what we were doing, and what we were really like, and telling everyone the dir, being a gossipy spy. Then P dressed up as big bird.

13 March 2006

I was with J and someone tried to attack her so she killed him. She then put him in the drivers seat and drove the car down a hill at full speed with explosives (past a lawn tennis tournament where I saw B sitting watching) and she steered towards a massive tree and jumped out before it hit the tree and exploded. The cops found the body and I told J it was a stupid plan that was too see-through and of course they’d find the bullet in his burnt body and we’d go to jail – me for being a witness and not telling anyone. And she was just like “Naaah! Course they won’t!” So then we went to sit and watch lawn tennis on the side of the hill with B. And then was drinking with my workmates and T goes “So, I hear you guys have had a bit of trouble…”

12 March 2006

I was addicted to E. And J’s dad was an alcoholic but I didn’t want to tell her.