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12 February 2009
A was chasing something through a jungle/bush/land.


16/02/09
I helped Bill Murray steal millions of dollars - I drove getaway car. Then I was at my grandma's house laying low and I looked out the window and saw Bill out under the tree with a whole blanket full of money (like in greece etc where they have blankets of bags and sunglasses etc) so I went out and he thanked me for my hard work and said 'take your pick' so I thought about who I'd spend money on - buy house, take care of my family, bit to live on etc and chose a billion dollar note. Then I left and went back to grandmas. Later on I was in San Franciso/Auckland and went to bank the billion dollars but when I got to the bank it was written on a school newsletter. In typewriter font with a cut off strip it had Please deposit this money _$_____________ into the account of _____________. It was like a school banking slip. So I had to leave the bank and go find Bill Murray again. On the way I saw a young Cliff Richard busking. Then I caught up with the person who had the money but it wasn't Bill anymore - it was David Bowie!!! So I went to where he was and jumped in his car and said "Hey Dave, I don't think this money is going to work. It's a little suspicious I'm banking a billion dollars into my school account". And he said, "Sweet, here ya go" and gave me a million. I was stoked, but a little bummed it was only a million. Still, was looking forward to banking it so went back to the bank which was nearly closing and handed over my million dollar note with a real deposit slip. The banker looked at me in surprise but treated me like gold because I was rich. Then on my half of the deposit slip I noticed it had instructions from Iman (Bowie's wife) to him saying that he could only withdraw $50 a day, and as I was thinking I could just live on the interest which was going to be more than that I asked the banker to delete the instructions. And when she did that it pinged up all these security measures - all these questions came up on screen she had to answer and she was sweet until we came to the statement "this note has recently been stolen. Please contact security". And she told me this and questioned where I got the money from and I was panicking, imagining helicopters outside shining their lights through the windows at me, and just said I'd been working for David Bowie so it's sweet, it's just a mistake…

2 March 09
The smallest man in the world was dressed in hi-vis and crash hat, and climbing up lamp posts and diving off them into skip bins.

3 March 2009
It was night time and I knew J wanted to say something to me and was building up to it. I was about to leave to go out and behind me was just pitch black night time and stars (like we were hanging out in the sky. There were doorways and floors like a normal house, but no walls). And he said "Do you mind if I ask you something?" and I was a bit nervous and said "Depends on the question!" and you said "Do you think I should put my crafts into the Sanitarium Family Crafts Stall in the weekends?" I said yes, definitely, and that I didn't know he made 'crafts'.


4 March 2009
Had a dream I was at V Festival with A and B and we were in a dance tent with old people. And obviously that wasn't happening, so we left and P was there. And then we all got separated. Don't know where Awere was but then B and I, we got separated when he gave me only 3 mins to go to the loo and the queue was MASSIVE. B, walked off at the 3 minute mark. Then I was watching horse cross country, and couldn't get hold of them. Then I bumped into B later on and said "hi! Yeah, I'm having a feed and working on visas with an old friend from NZ". So I was bored and left and caught the bus back to London with all the old people.

5 March 2009
J (she) and I decided to hold a celebratory election charity party for Obama and his family. And because he's Obama, all the celebrities came. And it was the best party ever! Michelle was talking to Beyonce/Leona and I was walking around taking photos of J and I at our party where all the stars were being dropped off in limos. It was half my parents place, half function rooms. I snapped a pic of Michelle and Beyonce/Leona chatting after Beyonce/Leona had walked along the beach in her baseball cap. Then I went inside, checking on everyone making sure they were having fun, came across Hugh Grant looking like a homeless person in a lounge, and Julia Roberts having a great time, and then sat down with a family in Hester Blumenthal's restaurant - he was cooking for free for anyone who wandered in. I met my friend J in there. He was playing later on. Then I made sure a snotty posh woman was happy, and remember thinking deciding on tickets was tough - ranging from $50-150 and didn't want it to be expensive, but hey, if you're a movie star you can afford $100 for the kids right? So yeah, massive success of a party for the Obamas with all proceeds to charity, organised overnight. Then back at work I was telling everyone what we had done at the weekend and A goes "Yeah, I did that once and Justin Timberlake showed up". I scowled at him.

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27 November 2008
It was after t's birthday party at my grandma's house, and after I had been on stage at BDO with the ting tings… we were waiting for some presentation to start and I dared A to eat a mashed chilli sandwich. And he did. It was like he just had a jam sandwich. And so the 5 mins of entertainment finished and it was back to boring waiting. And then I went to the beach with my school friends and a 'broken' drink. Apparently it's fancy schmancy bartender speak for when you have been travelling around all day with your drink in a cup in your backpack with no lid on, and then it gets bumped around so much it doesn't actually spill, but somehow it separates the alcohol from the mixer, and hence, looks 'broken'.

24 June 2008
Picked M up from bar with B - had tried to get hold of her on her mobile and got someone from Vodafone. M said "oh that's [a woman starting with G] -she will let you know where I am or what I'm doing if I don't answer the phone. She's a bit useless”. It was a human answering machine/PA. Then we went to the park and I had my Radiohead tickets and realised I had 2 and I couldn't remember who I got the other one for, or if they gave it to me by accident. I told the others I would give them the ticket for free for the best confession. While B and his mate were thinking about good confessions, T reminded me I'd promised one ticket to D when I bought them so I walked off to call D after telling the boys not to tell me their confessions yet. I ran into a jogger in town who had been talking about a bomb and I asked him to tell me - he pointed at a building and said it was in there. I went in to the abandoned building and upstairs I found a 44 gallon drum filled with explosives and petrol etc. I left because it was cordoned off by police long ago but thought the people who made it would come back and find me there and kill me. I told everyone in the park what had happened and B was going to write a story about it. And I was cursing him and his journalist mate because the man had told me in secret and I was the only one who knew so he would know it was me. M also sent a text because she had seen messy drunk people on the news and thought it was us in the park.

17 September 2008
T and I were on the side of the hill and I would just leap and float against the wind in a sort of flying squirrel suit. And I was thinking that if the wind stopped I'd fall to the bottom of the hill.

14 January 2009
T and I were on holiday somewhere with friends and I met up with P, who was flirting with me and signed a book to me from "Italiano" and that's when I thought he must be Italian. But his girlfriend was there, though he didn't seem to like her much. Then T was chasing some Asian girl all round the show so hardly saw him. Then I woke up and jumped into D's bed with him for a chat. Then later that night I told the boys I had to go and get some cigarettes because I knew T would be out scoring all night and I wouldn't sleep (sharing twin) so needed smokes in the meantime. And the pharmacy just closed when I got there. And then T came back to our room and seemed really distracted, but I didn't say anything to him about the girl, and he went for a shower. I followed him into the bathroom and talked to him over the shower curtain. I asked him if I'd done anything wrong and he said yes, actually. And I asked what and he was really angry with me but didn't say what, and I knew it was because he thought I'd scored D, but I told him to stop being so pathetic, we are just mates and there's no attraction, and anyway, what does he care if we did?

15 Mar 2007
MB went home to host a reality TV show and we at work were the subjects... M was the host and telling everyone the dirt on us all, and we were secretly being filmed working and interacting while he commentated. Like a Big Brother at Work. And then P was dressed up as big bird.

7 November 2007
T died and I was distraught like a lover/wife who'd lost their other half and then after a couple of days I could see him… he was a spirit though, still dead, but I was really happy I could see him and talk to him for a wee while and we sat outside in the grass and I was crying and told him my best friend was gone forever. And then he was gone and we had the funeral and random people were there like my old flatmate in NZ, his friends, my old workmates, and I just sat there with drained face and when people came into the church they saw me and cried.

29 October 2008
A, T and I were on some island and it was rocky like Croatia and hot. But I wasn't there 'with' them, just at the same time. And T and A went to the art gallery and were taking funny pictures of themselves, like T in front of Britney Spears boobs and you kept saying to me 'boobies boobies boobies' and then he took a photo of A and he had gone to the trouble of finding a paint palette and brush and stood in front of a famous painting pretending to paint it.
Then I was by the sea and it was ice cold and M asked if I wanted to swim in it with her, and I said yes, so we hopped in and I could see the bottom of the sea and there were fish that were camouflaged and I showed her and said watch this and poked one and it turned into a frog and swam off, and there were heaps. Then they were all frogs floating on the surface and they were all quite camouflaged apart from their big eyes sticking out. And then the sea was covered in them and I looked out further amongst the frog eyes and I saw bigger eyes and bigger shapes and the frogs then turned in to crocodiles further out.
And then it was evening and I was on a mission to find a man who was famous and rich, and wanted for bad stuff. So I went to a little village on a deserted part of the island and looked for him because I thought he'd be hiding out somewhere quiet and nowhere extravagant like his money would allow him to. On my way back into town I saw T and A sleeping in the dust below a tree on the side of the dirt road. They were both drunk.

Picnic table and L, J and J’s mum. She looked weird, sick weird. Went to J’s and her mum slept on wooden bed. Separated. Cancer in back of shins. J helping with cancer victims. Showed me photo of her A, A and P in Egypt upside down. C said someone's green and blue footprints were found in the house. I said they were both mine. Teacher trying to get me to play touch.

17 June 2008
I was at the beach and I met a guy who was real cool - we went swimming an hung out with his surfboard and car. Then he went away for a bit and I rode around on his horse, and thought I would defrag his computer for him. Then H and R got back and it was their computer and H was being REAL mean to me, saying that it was worth $15 million and I ruined the whole thing and to get out, and R was agreeing with him, and I said I was only trying to be nice, and then T came out of his room and went 'seeya!' and so I left, completely ostracised.

R was tramping in NZ and went walking through a rainforest and as she stepped on highlighter coloured lillypads they puffed out perfume.

27 June 2008
i had a dream we were getting ready for M’s wedding and the colours were awesome - i was wearing a baby yellow and sage green dress with gold makeup and i had a blonde crop. M’s dress was green and charcoal with baby yellow on it and it was satin like her ted baker dress, in that style. and i was trying to put my make up on so that i could help you get ready and no matter how much i put on, it looked like i wasn't wearing any. and we were waiting for A to turn up as she had arrived in the country but didn't know where she was. and then i came back from putting my make up on and M had already put hers on - she had charcoal RIIIIIGHT around her eyes down to her cheekbones, and eyeliner right around her eyes and on your eyebrows, and a green stip of colour following the line of her brow, under her brow... and i was all surprised and said 'wow! that's ummm... spacey!'







10/4/08
i was in LA going out to a flash Hills house party with these young good looking rich people and one girl was talking about earthquakes in LA while i was deciding what to wear. and this guy goes "yeah the Kiwis get lots of earthquakes too" and she was like 'no, we're the only ones!' and i said 'whatever! haven't you ever heard of the ring of fire??' and got a map out and found a line and said 'that's it. oh. no.... that's just a flight path. well, anyway, it's all in the plate tectonics.' and launched into this massive lecture all about plate tectonics and volcanoes and earthquakes and how they work and said if i felt an earthquake in London i'd probably have a heart attack because we're not on the fault line and the buildings are so old they'd all fall down.

16/6/08
a murderer was on the loose and everyone was hiding and locking their doors and i was peeking out the back window and saw men walking along the tracks which i thought can't be the murderer because he would be alone. then somehow, the murderer got into my house and he crouched down below the window in the kitchen and pulled me down too otherwise he would kill me if people found out he was there. he handed me a note he had written that said something like 'my name is taryn, and i stabbed this man' and then he stabbed himself in the stomach and bled out on my floor. and i was hysterical and called the police, but because he had handed me the note, it had a confession and my fingerprints on it so i thought they would think i killed him, but they knew it wasn't my writing and he was still holding the knife (dumb crim). Then a year later i met up with BC and we were chatting on some swings and i was saying i was glad we didn't all have to live in fear he was coming to get us anymore but i had mental problems because he killed himself in front of me

18 July 2008
T and i were getting married. Then came the wedding day and I was getting into my white heinous dress that was cheap and nasty and didn't fit right, and then it turned into me wearing my green dress and M and her brother (?) were helping me get ready and I spotted a mark on the front of it - looked like cigarette burn and A held the rest of my dress up to the light while i was wearing it and we could see holes in it. And then I had feelings for him - not proper ones, but i realised it was weird that I had feelings for someone other than T, but I ignored that as being normal wedding jitters. Then I was still wearing the green dress and doing my (blonde) hair and Twalked in and started talking about how we were going to go on a trip with someone and he didn't even notice I was all dressed up etc. And I said 'wait on! What are you doing!? You're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding!" and I freaked out and called the whole thing off because I thought all these things were signs we were not meant to be.

B and I were kissing. Then it was the next day and there was a ball and everyone was outside and in ball dresses etc. I saw him sitting in a little tent across the way with some girl and I said to my friend (who i've never seen before in real life) something about how I was bummed that he talked to this girl about his life when I'd known him for years but we'd never had a conversation one-on-one together in which he let me know how he felt about things. And then later on the girl he was talking to left and my friend went over and talked to him and I joined her to say hi to him. She told me to sit with B so I did and she left. B was reading one of his stories in the paper but it was not the norm - it was a book review he wrote. H was looking worried so I asked him what was wrong and he said his dad was sick. Then in my dream I woke up. And I texted B to ask what he had been dreaming about that night. He said his dad had been watching over him when B tried to kiss a girl but she got in first.

16 November 2006
J and I were sitting on a couch chilling out with head on my lap and talking and J had a really uncomfortable tummy and it looked enlarged and inflamed on the inside.

27 01 08
man came to the hut in the jungle i was staying in and he hung about for ages and i started getting scared. i thought he wanted to marry me so i hid inside for days pretending i wasn't there. when i finally went out he was still there and i asked what he was doing he said he was still waiting for some water because he was dying from dehydration so i got him water and he went away.

22 October 2007
i got up to go to work and went in to s and j’s room and said 'why haven't you left for barcelona??!!!' and they had slept in and weren’t going to make their flight and i was mad.
i went to work at lunch time but it was outside on the seaside and k was in a wee van thing and i was with T and he said 'dunno why you came in at lunchtime, why didn't you take the whole day off?' and i was like 'oh yeah!!' so instead of walking past k i sneaked around another way so i could go home and she never knew i was there.
Gave m and l little buddhas in wooden cases and i wanted one too but by the time i had given them the nice ones there were none left for me apart from broken ones.
d had some travel books for cambodia and thailand and they were like picture books but they were red pages and the tiny wee pictures were made of really fine glitter in the paper - they were sooooo amazing!!

19 July 2007
J and i were travelling in a car to see his mother. my sister was in the front and i was stoked because i had the next day off. we got to the house in the country and his family was there and mine. and he went out to chop wood. then j was wearing a maid's outfit doing the dusting and someone told me j got breast implants.

29 March 2007
i had been surfing with g and this girl from our childhood m, and i was going for a wee in a longdrop and m was sitting in by my feet and we were looking out across the farm land to the sea. and then steven tyler from aerosmith pulled up in his red convertible and went “waaaaaah! T, i’m taking you for a day out shopping!”

12 January 2007
J was running a music festival - it looked like nz but was sposed to be uk. i was walking around with him listening and then blabbering away. then j said to me: "You tend to think about things for a long time, and then you just blurt out words in a big hurry. Why don't you just BE, and/or DO, instead of thinking so much all the time?" I was so shocked at how he just said something simple that made things so clear.

26 June 2006
i had a dream last night bron stole some kids and hid them on a beach on an island. i found them and bought them home and she wanted to see me because she'd found out i'd foiled her plans and i knew i was in trouble but i didn't care

18 May 2006
Was at an event with j and he was behind the decks and i was looking for a shower and when i found them they turned into microwaves so i decided against hopping in. then got back to the room and there was a little publication like 'the package' with a note from j saying thanks to everyone but he was leaving working on the publication to 're-marry his work'. and i thought it was strange because i was expecting him to remarry an ex wife or something. so suggested maybe it might be nice to find someone he likes to put some energy into.

9 May 2006
I went home secretly and turned up at a bar and saw R, and we hugged for ages and it was all exciting to see him again, and then I looked around and saw M. He was DJing behind the decks, hair everywhere and white shirt on and I went over to tell him to come and play in London and he smiled at me and his teeth were all gappy and had diamonds in them. Then I turned back to R and said 'Lets go see C, can we? Can we?!' And he said yes but he had to let his girlfriend know as she was just standing there watching and not saying anything.

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25/09
The queen's park crew all lived in a big old house on a huge peice of land (between gemmell's and brown's on the slope). it was a summer breeze blue skies and the grass was brown and long before making hay - it smelled sweet like hay. they were having a party in the one of the other buldings on the land for which they could do whatever they liked with. the buildings were quite modern but were sposed to be old farmhouse/barn style. i remember standing in the long grass, the breeze blowing through my hair, warm sun on my skin and smelling the sweet grass. i was thinking how sweet it was for them to get this old property for so cheap and this is what the simple life was like.

23/09
I was testing dog biscuits to make sure they were fit to eat (humans). I gave one each to grandma's two dogs (brutus and ?) and Max and another of mum and dad's dogs. They all bled to death.

22/09
parI was walking along the sea side and heard a *snap* and i turned around and a huge snake was sunning itself on the rocks. The snap was the snake slamming it's mouth shut. Then i was carrying on walking and kept stepping on little wee black and green snakes and they would bite me. Someone was telling me to be careful and I was saying "It's OK, it doesn't hurt and they're not poisonous".

I was in the gulf states with J who was wearing a keffiyeh. We were sitting on the grass, T was beside me and J was talking to a girl on the other side of me who had gone to Kuwait to ride her parent's racehorses. Then we had to get on the bus J was driving and everyone was looking forward to driving back to London because it was bank holiday monday and there was a fair in London, but lucky it was a 4 day week because the rollercoasters were looking a bit dodgy.

I was sitting on a couch with J with our backs to a gig, looking out to the hills in the dusk from an open side wall. He was saying "I don't think I want to do this much longer" and I was going "oh, noooo. Who will do it now? No one can or will!" And then he put on Cinematic Orchestra's All That You Give and I said "oooh, this song is beautiful".

I was at FKs wedding to JO from her third form class. I was wearing a pink satin petticoat with yellow lace trim. I pushed this boat out onto the lake with my hands. There were people in it. But it went too far and I fell in. I ended up water skiing (or something - playing in the water) and came out covered in mud but I remember thinking that was sweet and I'd have a shower and it would dry instantly.

I was somewhere in Europe studying (Germany?). We were looking at an old building and then sitting outside in the snow. I was trying to get one of the little books which you could stick your photo and other pictures in - it was a text book or study aid to something. It was small and paper and oblong size. I got it from off an outdoor table after sitting at some round outdoor tables with some guys wearing skiing clothes talking about the winter olympics to me. I knew nothing about what they were talking about so just smiled and laughed.

Jo was going to Melbourne and although in my dream I wasn't going, I had the feeling that I was. She bought a Melbourne guide book at the airport and also a starsign book. I was trying to find an Aquarius one but they had run out of the ones she had. It looked cool and funky. Like the Astrology Cafe website.

25/06
I was with a detective lady with brown hair. We were in a wooden house investigating claims that some girls were being abused there. There were men around and we weren't supposed to be let in but we got in anyway. She came out with some poo that she said was found under the stairwell in a girl's bedroom and said it was a sign that something was wrong with the girl - anxiety and being locked up. She sprayed it with something for semen, blood and something else and different parts turned up in highlighter red and pink. There was a car we were in outside on the hilly slope filled with trees and other rickety wooden houses. We noticed the men coming back so we quickly got out and in to the house before they did. Then we were down the bottom of the slope and an asian lady was panicking and told us a lilo had washed up with blood on it. We went down to the sea - it was an aqua grey murky colour and it was very misty. We got another lilo and I pushed myself slowly out in the low tide and looked through the window in the top. Through the window I could see a child's footsteps beside a man's footsteps and then suddenly a girl's face print in the sand. He had pushed her face into the sand and suffocated her. Then we were back in the house with the girls and they didn't know why we had been there the last few days but wanted to take us to their treat - B - for dinner. It looked like we had nothing on these men but as we were walking along a boardwalk escalator to leave the house they let slip out loud that the men touch them. The men knew that we knew and I filled with terror that they'd hurt us so us adults walked in silence for different reasons.

23/08
I was at Glen and Dom's leaving party in the park. There were lots of people sitting around and we were playing a drinking game. I was reading a story in which I had to choose one of two options each half sentence to make a crazy story. I couldn't get it right because I was too drunk and everyone was laughing at me.

22/08
I was having dinner with J on a tropical island with views out to sea. "1 Month" kept popping into my head.

21/08
I was on a tropical island with Jaimee and Linda and then I was in a room with Jaimee and she was setting up her business with meetings etc. She had fabric in saris and african patterns and was making dresses and underwear. Then she stood up and looked like a supermodel with a satin brown/grey mushroom coloured dress which was gathered in a plunging V and vintage lace triangle cut outs at the waist. It draped to the floor.

Linda and Jaimee and I were at the hospital and Chris was on the operating table. A really strong horrible feeling came over me and I told them I thought he had died. They wheeled him out on a bed but the doctor said he might come alive again one day.

20/08
I was smuggling a guy with brown hair on a train and we got off and went into a big wooden old house. I said he could stay there until i finished work and we'd go somewhere else. Then I saw J and hadn't seen him in ages and told him he looked really healthy after his holiday and gave him a hug. Then I realised I was wearing stockings, suspenders, little black skirt, white singlet and black top. I had Lucy from work's black stilletos on but for some reason I couldn't wear them because something was wrong with them even though it wasn't. So then I was wearing wine glasses on my feet but the base had broken off them and I was panicking because it was the first day at work and I didn't have any shoes that weren't broken. Then I realised my white singlet was covered in dirt but I was late so ran off down this long dark hallway and out into a theme park and under roller coasters in my wine glasses. I ran into a movie theatre which was my work. In my dream I was wondering what 'work' would be.

I was at a music festival - it felt like Canada but was sposed to be home. I wrote to J saying I was having a great time and missed him.

19/08
I was at a Russian duty free shop looking at souvenirs with mum and dad and gemma on the way home from somewhere. I was looking at a red ribbon thing and thought it looked asian. then on the wall I saw some cardboard push-out mobiles in Disney characters. There was a topless Daisy Duck but she had no nipples and there was one called Noel. And I thought I'd get it for Noel and then I looked at it harder and noticed it was a picture of Goofy.

18/08
I was climbing a mountain with Pam, Ben and Daisy. It was really misty and we had to take about 7 cable cars to get to the top. Ben and Daisy stayed at the third one and were cuddling on a park bench in the mist, but it was warm and lots of flowers in forest surrounds. Pam and I went up a couple more and stopped at some tearooms. After a cuppa we decided we would go all the way to the top and it became clearer and clearer. At the last stage we had to walk because it was too narrow a path to have cable cars on it. We got to the top and we could see the mist way down below at the bottom but we could see for miles.

I went to J's house in a car with my sister to meet his mum. My parents were there too. J was out chopping wood for the fire etc. Then we were inside this big old wooden house and J was doing the dusting in a maids outfit and two guys were whispering in my ear that he'd had breast implants.

others:

* I was at a music festival on an iceberg. It was storeys and storeys high with loads of people. There was a ride that flung people from the edge of the iceberg down to the water and back up again. I'm not sure how they held on but they weren't tied on. There was a helicopter flying people around on tours and inside the iceberg at sea level was a wooden walkway past a cave which a big pirate ship was docked in. the glass wall went below sea level so we could see the whole ship underneath the water.
* scout and brunswick water jump
* India + Anna D
* I was at home with wooden villas on the grass and walked past an old man and his cat who was so fluffy it wasn't able to bend it's legs so i picked it up rigor-mortis styles and carried it around. when i got home louisa and tors were in the kitchen and louisa was puffing up the curtains saying 'it was this fluffy' and i said 'are you talking about the cat? yeah! i saw it. i was so fluffy it looked like a scribble'
* I was sitting on a long drop going for a wee with my wetsuit around my ankles after surfing. in a field with a view out to sea in the distance. gibbard was standing there and megan s was sitting at my feet. it was sunny but cool. in the paddock in the distance a red convertible pulled up into an open sided garage and steven tyler gets out singing at the top of his lungs and asks me if i want to go out with him for the day.
* riding a White horse near rays/jamiesons - it had a rotten hoof
* i was at a horse show when a plane crashed in the middle of people riding around. then i saw a periscope pop up from a submarine and a warning went out that there were terrorists. i ran into a cave and down a winding stair case with dusky pink walls and elaborate wrought iron railings. i came to my tree house and walked into my kitchen, it was dark wooden floors and leadlight windows casting colourful rays of light around an otherwise shaded room. there was an old man standing in my kitchen and my parents were standing behind him not saying anything. i asked him how he got into my house and he said "through the crack in the window".
* Berlin with Linda and Paula
* I was eating at a posh restaurant with some people at the top of a skyscraper with views over the city. AAfter dinner we hopped into the rollercoaster which took us weaving in and out of skyscrapers home.
* Katie flat
* Glen with dog in bike pants at horse show
* Mike/Tom and Bevan - hugging
* Bush baby/lake animals/copter/tom buildings
* Tom and Rachel were sitting in red bus in my lounge. Although i was still with Tom, they had unfinished business and R wanted to talk to T so I left them to it and hopped out of the bus into the lounge with an open wall to the grass. Tara turns up with a band of cheerleaders and does a dance with costumes and Jeff holding me by the waist and i was running around walls like the matrix.
* In mum and dad's gulley grew wrought iron trees with big bright plastic flowers in reds and oranges and pinks and yellows.
* Rachel, Tom dave Italy, rally car
* Haunted house - fixing man's foot with Tom
* Fire house, Hayley K exhibition
* with j at music festival
* j stomach on couch inflamed

11 March 2006

M went home to host a reality TV show in which all my workmates and I were being watched and he was commentating on what we were doing, and what we were really like, and telling everyone the dir, being a gossipy spy. Then P dressed up as big bird.

13 March 2006

I was with J and someone tried to attack her so she killed him. She then put him in the drivers seat and drove the car down a hill at full speed with explosives (past a lawn tennis tournament where I saw B sitting watching) and she steered towards a massive tree and jumped out before it hit the tree and exploded. The cops found the body and I told J it was a stupid plan that was too see-through and of course they’d find the bullet in his burnt body and we’d go to jail – me for being a witness and not telling anyone. And she was just like “Naaah! Course they won’t!” So then we went to sit and watch lawn tennis on the side of the hill with B. And then was drinking with my workmates and T goes “So, I hear you guys have had a bit of trouble…”

12 March 2006

I was addicted to E. And J’s dad was an alcoholic but I didn’t want to tell her.

3 December 2006

I was swimming in a lake at night with a guy from work and we were chatting about something random, and then sat on the waters edge chatting, when these arms came out of the water and grabbed my toes. Then I realised it had just been a fish brushing up against them and one of their heads had been chopped off. Then I wrapped a towel round me and walked to the road where this man was sitting in his ute and said something to me and threatened to kill me (I think he was looking for his missing daughter in the lake and thought I had her) and he came running after me and I hit him round the head with some pipes!